Firstie Boys are Morons!!!

[alt_lavender]

Seriously.  Draco thought it was So Amusing to do Wingardium Leviosa on my hair ribbons and make them Levitate all over the Room, but I didn't think it was Funny!  Especially because he let them Fall into the Marmalade. 

Just so Everybody knows--my name is Lavender, or Lav if you are my Very Good Friend.  It is not Lavatory or Loo, Thank You Very Much!   That means you, Linus Moon!!!!

You made that Same Joke at Padma and Parvati's birthday party in the Spring and it was even Stupider this time!

I wonder when boys Change from moronic idiots to being Handsome and Charming?  Does it happen in Fourth Year or Fifth Year?

Maybe I will ask Katie Bell, since she seems to Get On with lots of Older boys.

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[alt_padma]

Oh, c'mon, he didnt do that on purpose - I saw Zabini ask him a question just as the pot of jam was being passed. And that joke he told about the rabbit and the djini was really funny, did you hear it?

Moon, on the other hand, was acting very oddly. Hes not like that in the common room, normally, so I dont know what he was thinking. Maybe he was out of sorts?

And I think it must happen round 6th year, that change. Look at the difference between Pennifold and that prefect of yours, Weasley's brother.

[alt_lavender]

Maybe Moon gets Silly around lots of People? Some Boys seem to. Some Girls too really.

I think you're right about 6th year--Look at Roger Davies!

But some how I can't Imagine any Weasley being Charming!

[alt_padma]

Lav, Roger Davies is only a third-year. I know you fancy him but honestly.

[alt_lavender]

His shoulders are so big I thought sure he was Older!

[alt_padma]

And Troy says there were some Weasley's before the lot we've got now and they were sortof charming.

[alt_lavender]

Well I will take your word for it. Maybe we can watch Percy next year and see if we can see it Happening!

[alt_padma]

That might be asking a lot.

[alt_lavender]

Hmm...maybe we should Choose someone else. It might not work on everyone.

[alt_harry]

Hey Lavvy arent I handsome and charming?!

[alt_lavender]

No!! You are as bad as Draco! Who is not as funny as he Thinks he is!

[alt_draco]

Whatever do you mean, Lavenloo?

[alt_lavender]

I thought you were a Gentleman!

[alt_pansy]

I could have set you straight on THAT.

[alt_lavender]

Well Mummy always says girls mature faster than boys. And now I'm sure it's True.

[alt_pansy]

My mum says that, too. I think she's right.

[alt_pansy]

I don't think he let them fall on purpose, but I can't be sure. Anyway, it was a brilliant party and I have no idea when boys change. Maybe they never do!

[alt_lavender]

It was a brilliant party! And you were Brilliant to suggest it! Though I'm kind of surprised that you'd

[alt_pansy]

Thank you, Lavender.

[alt_lavender]

We should have played more Weird Sisters though! They are the Best to dance to!

[alt_pansy]

Well, why don't you pick out music you'd like to hear for the first hour or such. Then someone else gets to pick. And we just keep sort of rotating round.

[alt_lavender]

That's a Great idea! I had no idea you were so good at putting together Parties and things. Mummy always says its a skill that every proper young Lady should know.

[alt_pansy]

Oh yes, my mum says the same thing. So she made sure I knew how.

[alt_lavender]

I guess it is good practice for things like the St. Mungos benefit that you do when you are grown up and in Society.

Mummy is helping organize it and it sounds like ever so much Fun--but a lot of work too, for the Ladies on the Committee.

[alt_pansy]

It is a lot of work! Mum always helps out every year and for six weeks I hardly ever see her.