Private Message to Padma Patil

Padma,

Did you see what the Head Boy wrote?

If you haven't, you should take a break from revising (cos I'm sure you are!) and go read it and have a laugh!

I mean, great Merlin, I think I'd die before I talked to a Prefect about anything like That!

Parvati and I are trying to work on our Charms essays, but we keep getting fits of the giggles just thinking about it.