Firstie Boys are Morons!!!

[alt_lavender]

Seriously.  Draco thought it was So Amusing to do Wingardium Leviosa on my hair ribbons and make them Levitate all over the Room, but I didn't think it was Funny!  Especially because he let them Fall into the Marmalade. 

Just so Everybody knows--my name is Lavender, or Lav if you are my Very Good Friend.  It is not Lavatory or Loo, Thank You Very Much!   That means you, Linus Moon!!!!

You made that Same Joke at Padma and Parvati's birthday party in the Spring and it was even Stupider this time!

I wonder when boys Change from moronic idiots to being Handsome and Charming?  Does it happen in Fourth Year or Fifth Year?

Maybe I will ask Katie Bell, since she seems to Get On with lots of Older boys.

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[alt_pansy]

Oh yes, my mum says the same thing. So she made sure I knew how.

[alt_lavender]

I guess it is good practice for things like the St. Mungos benefit that you do when you are grown up and in Society.

Mummy is helping organize it and it sounds like ever so much Fun--but a lot of work too, for the Ladies on the Committee.

[alt_pansy]

It is a lot of work! Mum always helps out every year and for six weeks I hardly ever see her.