Mummy doesn't particularly care for mudblood servants in the house; she feels we can get on well enough with our elves and a few muggles to do the real drudge work.

Daddy has a few in the stables, but I'm not sure we should meddle with them--you know how cross he gets when anything to do with the stables is disturbed. And he's almost never cross otherwise.

The Loon may be our best opportunity, actually. Nobody'd notice, since she's always doing something daft.