Honestly!

[alt_lavender]

I simply can't understand why The Daily Prophet is making such a Fuss over Thomas, as if he were some sort of Hero.


He's just a boy, who happened to have an unpleasant accident--and he's a rather Rude boy at that! Mummy always says that Rita Skeeter's stories are Sensationalist and Declasse and I think she is right.

Still, having Professor Lockhart for Transfig will be utterly wiz-nift; I can hardly wait!

Comments

[alt_draco]

So be honest, Lavender. Do you like Professor Lockhart because he wears Lavender-coloured robes?

[alt_ron]

She likes Professor Lockhart because he uses the same perfume she does. And more gunk on his hair.

[alt_padma]

We like him because he's never beastly to ladies.

[alt_draco]

How do you know? I've never seen him with one, have you?

[alt_padma]

It may have escaped your notice, Draco Malfoy, but we happen to be ladies.

Honestly.

[alt_lavender]

Thank you!

[alt_padma]

Although it seems you did finally figure out something about girls, anyway.

[alt_draco]

Why so shirty?

Oh, wait...I know why.

[alt_padma]

OH. MY. GOD.

[alt_padma]

Nevermind.

[alt_lavender]

Don't be Silly, Draco, that isn't the only reason!

But he does look ever so Handsome in them...